A lot of Slivers

Abby and I were sitting on the couch together watching an exciting episode of Yo Gabba Gabba. I had my leg propped up on the couch and she was leaning on it. She kept saying my leg was hurting her back. I couldn't figure out for the life of me how my leg was hurting her. The last time she complained about it, I asked her how my leg was hurting her. She looked real close at my leg and said my slivers were hurting her. Yeah...I guess skipping the razor for a day can be traumatic for a kid! It was pretty funny though!!